Check.... Two Until Checkmate... (A Game of Chess)

Ahhh I see your 

strategy

Check.
Timer.
Hummm let me look.
Maybe another vantage point
Your move.
Timer.
Oh crap. Is that possible.
What do you mean?
Timer.
Fools Checkmate?
Nope.
Timer.
Guess what look now...
I'm loosing?
Timer.
Where do we go from here?
Can I prevent it?
Stop the timer.
Nice move
Two moves to checkmate
Didn't look like you were worried.
Timer
Is this really YOUR game?
Timer.
Checkmate.
And just like that GAME OVER.